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Jul 29, 2014 / 256,848 notes

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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Jul 29, 2014 / 90,268 notes

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Jul 29, 2014 / 646,020 notes

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

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Jul 29, 2014
Jul 29, 2014 / 52,670 notes

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Jul 29, 2014 / 728,888 notes

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [any prompt of your choosing],

Dude this sounds fun

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Jul 29, 2014 / 15,889 notes

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

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Jul 29, 2014 / 244,177 notes

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Jul 29, 2014 / 2 notes

I really wanna get drunk and eat shitty pizza and cuddle.

Jul 28, 2014 / 156,854 notes
Jul 28, 2014 / 1 note

I’m really apt at killing any type of romance in my life. 

wintrforever:

alwaysbummy:

4rcticmankeys:

toxicvnt:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos
Jul 28, 2014 / 266,066 notes

wintrforever:

alwaysbummy:

4rcticmankeys:

toxicvnt:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

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Jul 28, 2014 / 134,749 notes

loushirolls:

boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen

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Jul 28, 2014 / 21,984 notes
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